Joe Jones
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- Mustache Name
- 'Lil Schnellenberger
- Age
- 43
- What is Your Hometown?
- Shepherdstown, WV
- Mustache Inspiration
- Wario - Lightning bolts make for impressive stache.
- Number of Mustaches Grown
- 0
- Hobbies
- The hustle, the bump, truckin, hanging loose, pet rocks
- Does your significant other like your mustache?
- ...time will reveal
- My mustache makes me look like...
- Tom Hanks in "Road to Perdition"
- What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?
- Corduroy blazer with elbow patches
- Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?
- Say no to performance enhancers.
- In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?
- When it fills out (estimate May 2010)
- Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a
come-back? - When both are rockin' - don't come a knockin'
- With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?
- Stache will optimize at the point of diminishing returns on the Laffer curve.