Joe Jones

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Mustache Name
'Lil Schnellenberger
Age
43
What is Your Hometown?
Shepherdstown, WV
Mustache Inspiration
Wario - Lightning bolts make for impressive stache.
Number of Mustaches Grown
0
Hobbies
The hustle, the bump, truckin, hanging loose, pet rocks
Does your significant other like your mustache?
...time will reveal
My mustache makes me look like...
Tom Hanks in "Road to Perdition"
What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?
Corduroy blazer with elbow patches
Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?
Say no to performance enhancers.
In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?
When it fills out (estimate May 2010)
Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a
come-back?
When both are rockin' - don't come a knockin'
With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?
Stache will optimize at the point of diminishing returns on the Laffer curve.