Chris Socha
- Mustache Name
- Smitty
- Age
- 30
- Hometown
- Neenah, WI
- Mustache inspiration
- The Robin Yount rookie card I keep stuffed in my underwear.
- Number of mustaches grown
- 0
- Hobbies
- Fighting fires, handing out speeding tickets, polishing my hand gun collection, rehursing with my Frank Zappa Tribute Band.
- Does your significant other like your mustache?
- That's none of his and/or her damn business.
- My mustache makes me look like...
- a youthful Wilford Brimley (before he took such a negative stance on cockfighting).
- What is your favorite mustache in all of history?
- Additional comments
