Mike Bufkin
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- Mustache Name
- The Wispy Tickler
- Age
- 30
- What is Your Hometown?
- Little Mountain, SC
- Mustache Inspiration
- Ambrose Burnside
- Number of Mustaches Grown
- 2
- Hobbies
- Basically I just work-out 24/7 . . .
- Does your significant other like your mustache?
- Of course! How could she not? She's actually begged me to keep it outside of growing season, yet she won't continue to donate to DonorsChoose.org. What's up with that?
- My mustache makes me look like...
- Ravishing Rick Rude (if he were bald and not dead)
- What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?
- Any earth-toned or yellow short-sleeved dress shirt, in a size Medium
- Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?
- Does a hobby-horse have a hickory head? It's quite obvious that he grew his mustache so people would forget about him being a steroid freak. I might give him a little bit of credit if some awesome charity were receiving some proceeds for his growth. Until I see that, I'll just assume that he's mocking REAL mustachioed men.
- In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?
- George Pappas Lanes. There are very few things in life that go as well together as bowling and mustaches. I'm able to keep my chin up as I proudly flaunt my 132 average and my mustache.
- Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a
come-back? - Not creepy at all, but unlike the mustache, I don't see the full-sized van making a comeback. Since I'm the greenest guy I know, I'd be more interested in some sort of smart-car (as long as I could remove all of the side windows and add some rust-coloration to the fenders)
- With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?
- Based on the latest close of mustache-futures, we are predicting a 5.7% growth rate in mustache-based donations over the same period last year. Currently, Light, Sweet Mustaches for December delivery are currently trading at $1.00 per donor, per day.