Joseph Romanelli
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- Mustache Name
- Moses
- Age
- 10
- What is Your Hometown?
- Utica, NY
- Mustache Inspiration
- Mustaches aren't supposed to have parts in them. Definitely not on the side of your face like mine. Last year it parted like the Red Sea.
- Number of Mustaches Grown
- 1
- Hobbies
- impersonating country music stars, Marx brothers and Chaplin.
- Does your significant other like your mustache?
- No. But Moses was misunderstood by many.
- My mustache makes me look like...
- someone you'd cross the street to avoid.
- What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?
- perhaps a parrot - i could rock the pirate look.
- Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?
- Not at all. I believe steroid use should be encouraged in professional athletes.
- In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?
- Darkness
- Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a
come-back? - Are you kidding? if this stache is rockin...
- With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?
- I believe John Stossel will move to CNBC and become the lead Stache-sporting financial commentator whose bullish presence will lead us into economic recovery.