Bryson Brannon
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- Mustache Name
- El Conquistador II
- Age
- 30
- Hometown
- Rockingham, NC
- Mustache inspiration
- Much of my inspiration comes from the many 'stache-wearing athletes of the last few decades. As a native of Rockingham NC (born and bred NASCAR fan), much of this comes from the Intimidator himself, the late great Dale Earnhardt (Richard Petty's mustache was pretty good too).
Many great basketball players have supported the 'stache over the years, unfortunately my 'stache will most likely resemble that of Adam Morrison during his days with the Bobcats (where he was known primarily for a weak 'stache and even weaker defense).
I'd like to also thank my favorite professor, CJ Skender, for giving me such great mustache inspiration in college.
And finally, I have to say that my #1 mustache inspiration comes from my dad. He hasn't let the 'stache out of the bag in many years, but there are some hidden pictures buried deep in my parents' photo albums of my dad, in true 70's style, rockin' a mean 'stache and long hair while cruising on his motorcycle. - Number of mustaches grown
- 6
- Hobbies
- Making babies (my lovely wife gave birth to twins approximately 9 months after last year's 'stache bash)
Changing diapers...lots and lots of diapers
When I'm not buried in dirty Huggies, I like to do a little basketball, softball, running, CrossFit, and most importantly facial grooming. - Does your significant other like your mustache?
- Without a doubt. Is it a coincidence that she gave birth to twins approximately 9 months after the last 'stache bash???
- My mustache makes me look like...
- Uncle Rico from the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
- What is your favorite mustache in all of history?
- Kurt Rambis
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