Brian Peede

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Mustache Name: Miracle Grow
Age: 24
What is Your Hometown?: Raleigh, NC
Mustache Inspiration: Mark Twain, Wade Boggs, Ray Peede circa 1986, my fiance's father Ken, and Mr Potato Head.
Number of Mustaches Grown: 0
Hobbies: Eating Bojangles, Reading Espionage novels, horse shoes, counting each whisker of my mustache, cookouts, Appalachian Football, and running with my dog.
Does your significant other like your mustache?: This may break off my engagement.
My mustache makes me look like...: Adam Morrison
What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?: Black rimmed glasses and a fake nose.
Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?: I find that as we learn more and more about the ongoing allegations in America's Pastime it truly sticks a dagger in the heart of all that is right in the world. Remember back in the late 1990’s when Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa were battling to break Roger Maris single season home run record. No one was shouting about HGH or other Performance enhancing drugs. That homerun race brought baseball back into the spotlight (up until this year’s World Series Phillies vs Rays... Yawn) and resurrected it out of the 1994 Players strike debacle and subsequent canceled World Series. Baseball should be a pure game however and it saddens me that we are teaching youngsters such traits as cheating and the win at any cost philosophy. But the shadow that Steroids is currently casting over baseball has no comparison to the way beyond 5 o’clock shadow that is currently casting cloudy skies over Jason Giambi’s upper lip. So with that his legacy shall live on in infamy albeit with an asterisk right where it should be... under his nose.
In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?: My barber shop quartet I sing in...
Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a come-back?: Slighlty on the creepy side... similar to Kevin "Merv the Perv" Reen's suburban that he drives around.
With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?: Trickle Down Economics