John Charles Collins

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Mustache Name: Johnny two hair
Age: 25
What is Your Hometown?: Lawrenceville, Il
Mustache Inspiration: The Dude from the Big Lebowski. Always wanted to save a little of my White Russian for later, and with a fully grown stache, I can achieve my goal.
Number of Mustaches Grown: 0
Hobbies: Badmitten, Bowling, Basketball, Baseball, Bocce, Bamboo Fighting, basket weaving, Baking, and anything else that starts with a "B"
Does your significant other like your mustache?: She is crazy about it.
My mustache makes me look like...: a 13 year old
What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?: Headband and Gold Hoop Earring
Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?: Never, he admitted he was wrong doing the "roids", but he has been faithful to the stache and I believe it helped him through the hard times.
In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?: YMCA, I will be volunteering to help children in the day care. They will love to grab a hold of that puppy. I believe I will win over the love of all parents with a little hair above my lip.
Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a come-back?: You can have a full on slumber party in a full size van. That is fun for everyone, but especially the owner as he feels a sense of pride in bringing all together for a great siesta. I feel the stache is in the same boat as all enjoy in the look and feel of the stache, not too mention the special treatment given at restaurants. Once again, the main enjoyment comes from the owner himself, but all will benefit from the overall greatness. Therefore, I call it a come-back, but for all the cool people its business as usual baby!!!
With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?: Lets put it to a vote. Ill pole the state of Alaska and get back with you. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!