Kevin Reen

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Mustache Name
Merv the Perv
Age
27
What is Your Hometown?
Charlotte
Mustache Inspiration
Mike Szarowicz, Ben Cashatt, Justin Bobby, Tom Selleck, Bob Decker, My father in the 70's, Pirates, 70's Porn stars, Spencer Pratt, Ditka
Number of Mustaches Grown
0
Hobbies
Ripping it, playing music, anything irish including nd football, long walks on the beach, trimming my stache, spooning my hound dog
Does your significant other like your mustache?
no significant other likes mustaches...except Megan
My mustache makes me look like...
Merv the Perv, a drunk pirate, a scary irishman
What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?
a gold chain and an afro
Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?
Conflicted and scared, yet have respect ...always respect.
In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?
NOT at work
Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a
come-back?
Poised to make a giant come-back... just like the TAXEEEEE
With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?
my mustache will inspire people to spend more money on products and trimmers in order to grow a similar stache...thus stimulating an increase in consumer spending during what looks to be a dismal holiday retail season. This should boost consumer confidence and hopefully we will start to see a turn for the good.