Clay Schossow
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- Mustache Name
- Sketchy Tiny Tim
- Age
- 12
- What is Your Hometown?
- Charlotte, NC
- Mustache Inspiration
- Bea Arthur
- Number of Mustaches Grown
- 0
- Hobbies
- Not growing mustaches.
- Does your significant other like your mustache?
- Sensitive subject...
- My mustache makes me look like...
- I hope Burt Reynolds, but severely doubt this
- What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?
- Aviators
- Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?
- Would some HGH help me win this competition? If so, I'll dope up like a French cyclist
- In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?
- Kindergarten class
- Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a
come-back? - Come-back, baby!
- With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?
- People will see my 'stache and realize that there are much scarier things in this world than investing in GM, causing an influx of capital into the US markets